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The Evolution of a Programmer
Written by r88ney on December 17, 2008 – 8:13 am -Hari ini saat lagi mampir ke kebo aku menemukan postingan unik yang setelah di-googling ternyata anonymous[1] alias gak jelas siapa yang nulis.
Ini dia posting aslinya:
High School/Jr.High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
First year in College
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.
Senior year in College
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
New professional
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}
Seasoned professional
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}
int main()
{
string str;
str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;
return(0);
}
Master Programmer
[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LHello
{
// bring in the master library
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
// bring in my interfaces
#include "pshlo.idl"
[
uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
cotype THello
{
interface IHello;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};
[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CHelloLib
{
// some code related header files
importheader(<windows.h>);
importheader(<ole2.h>);
importheader(<except.hxx>);
importheader("pshlo.h");
importheader("shlo.hxx");
importheader("mycls.hxx");
// needed typelibs
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");
importlib("thlo.tlb");
[
uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
aggregatable
]
coclass CHello
{
cotype THello;
};
};
#include "ipfix.hxx"
extern HANDLE hEvent;
class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
~CHello();
HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
private:
static int cObjRef;
};
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
cObjRef++;
return;
}
HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
printf("%ws
", pwszString);
return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}
CHello::~CHello(void)
{
// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
PulseEvent(hEvent);
return;
}
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"
HANDLE hEvent;
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();
// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
return(0); }
extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};
#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"
int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT hRslt;
IHello *pHello;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcsPath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}
// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");
printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
}
return(0);
}
Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;
Experienced Hacker
#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
Guru Hacker
% echo "Hello, world."
New Manager
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow. ^D
Senior Manager
% zmail jim I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
Chief Executive
% letter letter: Command not found. % mail To: ^X ^F ^C % help mail help: Command not found. % damn! !: Event unrecognized % logout
Hehehe, kalo aq biasanya lebih suka pake
echo "Hello, world."
Apa artinya aku udah Guru Hacker ya? 
Gimana kalo teman2 sendiri, terutama para coding freak?
Tags: joke, programmer, programming
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Pasang Surutnya Blogger (Banyakan Surutnya Tapi)
Written by r88ney on August 4, 2008 – 2:52 pm -Written by r88ney on February 20, 2008 – 1:11 pm -
Melihat tulisan di atas… BUSEEETTT!!! blog ini ternyata sudah tidak terurus selama 166 hari, 1 jam, 3 menit (kata-kata ini ditulis jam 2:14 siang). Hehehe… terlepas dari benar atau tidaknya hitungan tersebut blog ini telah lama sekali ditinggalkan/dilupakan/dibiarkan tidak terurus oleh si empunya (yang tidak lain dan tidak bukan adalah diri saya sendiri).
Ada apa gerangan dengan saya? Mungkin itulah yang sekarang terlintas di benak saudara-saudara sekalian. Mengapa sebuah blog yang baru berisi satu posting ditinggalkan selama lima setengah bulan tanpa sebuah penjelasan? Mungkin pertanyaan itu juga ingin saudara tanyakan. Jawaban dari saya adalah jawaban klasik karena kasus seperti ini adalah kasus klasik yang sebenarnya tidak perlu dibahas karena hanya menghabiskan space di hostingan gratis saya.
Jawaban saya
Baca selengkapnya…
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Korban badai Ngantang
Written by r88ney on February 20, 2008 – 1:11 pm -Pagi ini Dantok, temenku yang lagi PKL di Cilacap, langsung nge-BUZZ!!! begitu aku online. “Kalo ada Yoga, tolong suruh dia online!” gitu kira-kira pesannya. Secepat kilat aku berteriak “Joy!! Ajoy!!!” sambil lari keluar mencari si Ajoy alias Yoga yang akhirnya kutemukan sedang tergeletak di lantai Workshop dengan wajah setengah ngantuk. “Disuruh online sama Dantok!” gitu kira-kira omonganku. “Sek, aku adus disek (sebentar, aku mandi dulu)”, gitu kira-kira jawaban Ajoy sebelum aku tinggal ngeloyor kembali ke depan notebook, sambil ngetik balasan buat Dantok yang kira-kira berbunyi “areke adus disek (maksudnya Yoga mau mandi dulu)”.
Beberapa menit kemudian Dantok kembali menge-BUZZ!!! disertai pesan yang kira-kira berbunyi “ndi areke?” (maksudnya mana Yoga? Kok belum online?) Begitu aku keluar, terlihatlah bung Ajoy tergeletak di atas lantai, mata tertutup, tubuh tak bergerak. Dan kisah korban badai Ngantang dimulai… Read more »
Tags: kkm teknik brawijaya, kkm xxx, korban badai ngantang
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